if I'm a dickhead...

At high school a girl called me a dickhead in class, and in a creepy AF voice I said "If I'm a dickhead, can I rub my forehead against your crotch." I looked around, the teacher, a friend, was tight lipped trying not to react, breathing slowly to not loose it, and...

The [little bitch] yells "Miss! Miss! [nickname] just said" and quoted me. the teacher fell forward onto her desk screaming with laughter unable to contain herself. After about ten minutes she calmed down and the girl was bouncing at her and would not shut up. Finally the teacher said [little bitch] "Oh do shut up, he got you, just... Shut up..."