Goth

Goth: start with the basic black and the anti-anti-intellectualism, add lace, music with a social conscience on both a large and small scale and a feeling of alienation, season well with non-conformity and creativity. Bake in a hotbed of interpersonal conflict and petty jealousies. Present in a darkened room with a side of cynicism and a glass of absinth. Serves no-one but looks good in the corner near the cheese platter.